Dreamworks Rant

Dear Dreamworks,

Why do you make such adorable male characters? D: I'm not really complaining, but it's embarrassing to only have animated fictional heartthrobs. First Hiccup the Horrendous Haddock, then it was Jack Frost and now it's Guy.

I suppose you do a good job attracting a teenage female audience (or early 20s, as I am).

That is all.